20 of the Weirdest Deals on Groupon
My dear friend Shelby Brooke (she’s referenced here, here, and here) texted me the other day with a brilliant idea. She said, “You should do a blog entry on the weirdest things on Groupon.” We then proceeded to laugh for a half an hour at what we found, and I knew that the material would just write itself. So please allow me to present to you a sampling of the strangest stuff that you can get a deal on these days:
1. 12 Pack of Muesli Bread
What constipation convention needs to order this bread in bulk?
2. Star of David Dog Bed
For your super Jewish poodle on his Bar Mitzvah.
Over 760 people have Jewish dogs. Interesting fact.
3. Touch Free Toothpaste Dispenser
Who is too lazy to squeeze a toothpaste tube twice a day? You deserve to have your teeth rot right out of your head.
I’m convinced that Carson Daily hosts The Voice because he has a fetish for hugging strangers.
- Whenever I get a new follower I think, "Ahhh, yes. Come to me, my pretty!" Is that creepy?