I’m convinced that Carson Daily hosts The Voice because he has a fetish for hugging strangers.
- Whenever I get a new follower I think, "Ahhh, yes. Come to me, my pretty!" Is that creepy?
The Classic Definition
- Ralph: "You're a nerd."
- Me: "I am not!!"
- Ralph: "Sissy! You actually read books and remember what happens in them. You are the original nerd."
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