I just found out that Fekkai is making a scented mist just for hair. That will be perfect for the days when my hair smells like bacon. Which is pretty often.
Yesterday Ralph and I went to the mall to look for clothes for him to wear to a wedding this weekend. Ralph decided he wanted a summer suit, but it had to be this ONE particular suit only. We ended up running around the mall for 5 hours, finding the shirt at one place, the vest at another, begging tailors to take in a pair of pants…. In the end we got every single piece from a different store, and I realized that I had just been in a life size video game fetch quest. And then I looked at him suspiciously and wondered if that had been his plan all along….
"Did you come home early to work on your book...or to watch reruns of Will and Grace?"
"Shove it. How was jury duty?"
"It was okay. I didn't get selected. I fell asleep in court three times, and the last time an old lady slapped me awake."
*falls off the couch laughing*
If you email me on Friday, you should know…that shit’s waiting til Monday.