I’m waiting at the Amtrak and a little Italian boy literally just said, “Mamma Mia!” to his mother, and it was everything.
- Ralph (while looking through his closet): "What would you wear if you could possibly meet Neil Finn tonight?"
- Me: "Boobs."
The back of a pack of Velcro rollers should say: ‘Now you can quickly and easily scalp yourself in the comfort of your own home!’
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