- Starbucks guy: "I've got a grande gingerbread cappuccino non-fat no whip with a molasses swirl for Sissy!"
- Me: "It really sounds obnoxious when you say it back to me like that."
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The Internet Didn’t Have Enough Fringe Jokes
Ralph and I recently finished watching all five seasons of the show Fringe. It’s available on Netflix now, but it originally aired on Fox, and ended just this past January. We loved it so much that there is now a huge, Fringe sized hole in our lives. I felt like I needed some closure, and I noticed that the internet is severely lacking in Fringe jokes—-so, of course, I had to make some.
If you haven’t watched Fringe, please go do so immediately and report back to me. Plan on do nothing for six months except eating, working, and watching the show. In fact, you might not even stop to eat. Ralph and I were smelly and emaciated by the time we finished and we had 300 missed calls from our friends and family.
The show has sci-fi, drama, heart, and I can tell you that you won’t be dissatisfied with the ending. It’s about Olivia Dunham, an ass-kicking FBI agent who investigates bizarre occurrences on the East coast with a hot MIT drop out, a genius scientist with an acid-laden brain and his sidekicks—a young black girl and a cow. You will love it.
SPOILERS AHEAD!! Don’t read these jokes unless you’ve seen the show!!