"Did you come home early to work on your book...or to watch reruns of Will and Grace?"
"Shove it. How was jury duty?"
"It was okay. I didn't get selected. I fell asleep in court three times, and the last time an old lady slapped me awake."
*falls off the couch laughing*
If you email me on Friday, you should know…that shit’s waiting til Monday.
"You actually ruined my milkshake."
"Are you trying to tell me that you don't like playing 'Who's Hair is This?'"
Quick Fastball quiz:
Q: What’s the song “The Way" about?
A: Dead people.