Didn't Want to Have to Tell You

• Me: Hi, this is kind of weird but there are a lot of skunks on the property.
• Apartment Rental Office: Oh, we sent someone out to get them. Are you talking about G building?
• Me: No, they must have relocated to our building.
• Apartment Rental Office: Well...I'm not sure if there's anything else we can do.
• Me: There seem to be a lot of them and they are very large.
• Apartment Rental Office: Right, but we already had animal control out there.
• Me: Okay, I didn't want to have to say this, but my husband was coming home from playing a gig late last night and a skunk chased him down the street while he was carrying his 50 lb piano.
• Apartment Rental Office: ....We'll take care of it.