• Because homeless people need a catchphrase

Because homeless people need a catchphrase

Ralph: You look homeless pushing that cart full of crap with your hood up and your furry socks.
Me: This is what I look like when you forget your keys inside in the middle of the night. And this cart is full of beer. It's not a homeless cart, it's an awesome cart.
Ralph: Say something that a crazy homeless person would say.
Me: No.
Ralph: Say it or I won't let you back inside and you will be homeless.
Me: I had breakfast with Anne Frank today.
Ralph: I said "homeless" not "horrifying." Try again.
Me: Uhh...I'm going to smack you in the face with my pee.
Ralph: You can't use something a homeless person has actually said to us.
Me: I am so sick of this game already.
Ralph: A homeless person would say something like, "Bubba for life!" Like a catchphrase that makes no sense.
Me: Great. You win. You win the pretend to be homeless game.
Ralph: You could have tried harder.